I am a 27 year old Norwegian living in Finland. My profession is a seaman and fishing specialist, with stints at the University of Oslo teaching Ecuadorian literature where I am writing my doctoral thesis on native cocaine plant farming. My interests are sun bathing nude, hunting wedgegorks (native to Russia) and walking through the now polluted wilderness in which I live.

Biscuit eater

Inhaling match fumes, staring at fossilized snot on walls, and writing in gibberish.